Too many times have I tried to get your attention
You just stand there aloof holding off all my advances
Oh how I wish you would just say yes for a change
Nothing's as fun as when you and me are in range

(Chorus)
So I put back another shot
'Cause it's the only thing that helps me
And even though I wish it was you,
It just might grow up to kill me
Hold me down and twist my arm
Push my face down on the floor
No matter how much I hate you
I'll always end up your whore

(Short Solo)

Night after night I tried to get you involved
How many times I just hoped that your feelings evolved
You'd thing you'd come around to my way of thinking
Instead of me sitting all by myself and drinking

Even if you tried to look my way
All out of breath,
I'd have nothing to say, say, say

(Solo)

You'd think by now I would have learned my lesson
No matter what you've become my favorite obsession
Just think about this while I laugh at all of your jokes
I'll walk right out once I reach the end of my rope

(Chorus)